★ kai | 15 | istp | they/them ★

★ when will jean kirschtein and i get married ★

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If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

my grandma said if i worked hard to beat my cancer and do everything the doctors said she’d buy me any pair of tiffany and co. earrings i want but i’m looking at their store rn and they’re all so expensive holy shit i feel so guilty


im afraid your son is completely obsessed with birds…we cannot bring him back…im sorry…he is a lost caws


when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds


its so ridiculous when a fandom cant accept the fact that a character died so they come up with the weirdest theories about how they could still be alive and most of the time they make literally no sense canonically


save rock and roll + snapchat

{photo credit | insp}


i need to know the pork chop story


can we also talk about how strong my eyeliner game is today

because its so strong


Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank


she was the wife of a musician who went bankrupt. She promised

'love, I will make us rich'

and she did. there was no place of entertainment, band, musician, or theatre in the city that didn’t belong to her.

(reference was used)



science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.


sometimes i forget most girls like boys

The Signs thoughts


Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.



Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected