If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”
It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?”
my grandma said if i worked hard to beat my cancer and do everything the doctors said she’d buy me any pair of tiffany and co. earrings i want but i’m looking at their store rn and they’re all so expensive holy shit i feel so guilty
im afraid your son is completely obsessed with birds…we cannot bring him back…im sorry…he is a lost caws
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
its so ridiculous when a fandom cant accept the fact that a character died so they come up with the weirdest theories about how they could still be alive and most of the time they make literally no sense canonically
can we also talk about how strong my eyeliner game is today
because its so strong
Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank
she was the wife of a musician who went bankrupt. She promised
'love, I will make us rich'
and she did. there was no place of entertainment, band, musician, or theatre in the city that didn’t belong to her.
(reference was used)
science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water
Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.
sometimes i forget most girls like boys
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.
I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected